The conjuring: nothing is actually conjured. The midnight meat train: there is a train at midnight, and some meat themes throughout the movie, but the train itself is not filled with meat 6/10 Split: there are, to the best of my knowledge, no splits of either the gymnastic or banana variety in this movie 0/10
The blair witch project: I guess what they’re doing could be counted as a project, and it DOES involve the blair witch, but I’d call it more of a “documentary” than a “project” 7/10 Paranormal activity: there is activity that is fairly paranormal 9/10 Silent hill: I don’t think there are any hills that are more silent than the average hill in this movie 1/10 2/10 because it does, at least, take place in October The houses that October built: October can’t build houses. Work the wolf mask in there next time 5/10 very good 10/10Ĭreep: I guess the guy is fairly creepy, but I i wish the title was a little more specific. The babadook: movie is based around an entity known as the babadook. shld have been called “murder mirror” 0/10 It follows: it does, in fact, follow 9/10 The descent: there is a good amount of descending in this movie 8/10 could have been called “guy in a screamy mask with a knife” but they took a risk with the title and I respect that 7/10 Scream: there is a respectable amount of screaming. Hey guys here’s my review of how much various horror movies fit their titles
